Daily Archives: July 18, 2013

How the Human Race Began

Posted on July 18, 2013 by Ron

A little girl asked her mother, “How did the human race begin?” The mother answered, “God made Adam and Eve and they had children, and so all mankind was made.” Two days later the girl asked her father the same … Continue reading →

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Horror Movie

Posted on July 18, 2013 by Ron

Me: So I just watched this film where a man’s wife is brutally murdered by a serial killer and his son is left physically disabled. In a twisted turn of events his son is kidnapped and he has to chase … Continue reading →

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Little April and the Pin

Posted on July 18, 2013 by Ron

Little April was not the best student in Sunday school. Usually she slept through the class. One day the teacher called on her while she was napping, “Tell me, April, who created the universe?” When April didn’t stir, little Johnny, … Continue reading →

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Two Words

Posted on July 18, 2013 by Ron

A man joined the priesthood. The order he joined could not speak for seven years. Then they could only say two words. The first seven years passed and they went into a small room. His two words were “too cold”. … Continue reading →

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Thoughts for the Day

Posted on July 18, 2013 by Ron

Today in History (July 18th) 1811: Birthdays: English novelist William Makepeace Thackeray. 1903: Birthdays: Actor Chill Wills. 1906: Birthdays: Playwright Clifford Odets. 1909: Birthdays: Actor/singer Harriet Hilliard Nelson. 1910: Birthdays: Composer, arranger, pianist Lou Busch (aka Joe Fingers Carr). 1911: … Continue reading →

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