Daily Archives: July 30, 2013

Hotel Unreason

Posted on July 30, 2013 by Ron

Reason why you should never visit a 5 star Hotel Question: “What would you like to have.. Fruit juice, Soda, Tea, Chocolate, Milo, or Coffee?” Answer: “tea please” Question: “Ceylon tea, Herbal tea, Bush tea, Honey bush tea, Ice tea … Continue reading →

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Romantic Text

Posted on July 30, 2013 by Ron

An elderly couple had just learned how to send text messages on their cell phones. The wife was a romantic type and the husband was more of a no-nonsense guy. One afternoon the wife went out to meet a friend … Continue reading →

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fructuous

Posted on July 30, 2013 by Ron

fructuous PRONUNCIATION: (FRUHK-choo-uhs) MEANING: (adjective), Fruitful; productive. Penile erection is in fact a specific hemodynamic process initiated by the relaxation of the smooth muscle in the corpora cavernosa – which runs the length of the organ. cipla viagra online Kamagra … Continue reading →

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cacography

Posted on July 30, 2013 by Ron

cacography PRONUNCIATION: (kuh-KOG-ruh-fee) http://wordsmith.org/words/cacography.mp3 MEANING: (noun) 1. Bad handwriting. 2. Incorrect spelling. ETYMOLOGY: From caco- (bad), from Greek kakos (bad) + -graphy (writing). Caco is ultimately from the Indo-European root kakka-/kaka- (to defecate) which also gave us poppycock, cacophony, and … Continue reading →

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cognoscenti

Posted on July 30, 2013 by Ron

cognoscenti PRONUNCIATION: (kon-yuh-SHEN-tee, kog-nuh-) http://wordsmith.org/words/cognoscenti.mp3 MEANING: (noun), Those with informed appreciation of a particular topic, such as fine arts or literature. The only way is to quit smoking to help you have a sexier happy love life in the bedroom. … Continue reading →

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faux pas

Posted on July 30, 2013 by Ron

faux pas PRONUNCIATION: (fo PAH) plural faux pas (fo PAHZ) http://wordsmith.org/words/faux_pas.mp3 MEANING: (noun), A blunder, especially a social mistake. Since it is packed with high quality medical solutions which are used to cure and sales cialis some would not. They … Continue reading →

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I Will Testify To That

Posted on July 30, 2013 by Ron

Several women, each trying to one-up the other, appeared in court, each accusing the others of causing the trouble they were having in the apartment building where they lived. The judge, with Solomon-like wisdom decreed, “Okay, I’m ready to hear … Continue reading →

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Thoughts for the Day

Posted on July 30, 2013 by Ron

Today in History (July 30th): 1619: In Jamestown, Va., the first elected legislative assembly in the New World — the House of Burgesses — convened in the choir loft of the town’s church. 1729: Baltimore, Md., was founded. 1733: The … Continue reading →

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