Monthly Archives: July 2013

Sign Seen Above a Light Switch

Posted on July 8, 2013 by Ron

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Quantum Computing

Posted on July 8, 2013 by Ron

Quantum Computing   There has been a lot of news on quantum computing recently, from reports on NPR to Nature to the usual technical trade publications. The hype is enormous given the potential for changing the landscape, but I think … Continue reading →

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Thoughts for the Day

Posted on July 8, 2013 by Ron

Today in History (July 8th): 1497: Portuguese navigator Vasco da Gama sailed from Lisbon on a voyage that would lead to discovery of a sea route to India around the southern tip of Africa. 1776: The Liberty Bell was rung … Continue reading →

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Bar and Logicians

Posted on July 7, 2013 by Ron

Three logicians walk into a bar. The bartender asks, “Do all of you want a drink?” The first logician says, “I don’t know.” Blood vessels in the eyes are also known to the other people by the name of impotence … Continue reading →

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Confuse an Engineer

Posted on July 7, 2013 by Ron

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Irish Viagra

Posted on July 7, 2013 by Ron

An Irish woman of advanced age visited her physician to ask his advice on reviving her husband’s libido. ‘What about trying Viagra?’ asked the doctor. ‘Not a chance’, she said. ‘He won’t even take an aspirin.’ ‘Not a problem,’ replied … Continue reading →

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Roman Bar

Posted on July 7, 2013 by Ron

A Roman walks into a bar and asks for a martinus. “Don’t you mean a martini?” asks the bartender. Here’s what it comes down to: Someone who’s been speaking the language their entire viagra sale life will always wield it … Continue reading →

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Thoughts for the Day

Posted on July 7, 2013 by Ron

Today in History (July 7th): 1846: U.S. Navy Commodore J.D. Sloat proclaimed the annexation of California by the United States. 1860: Birthdays: Austrian composer Gustav Mahler. 1865: Four people convicted of conspiring with John Wilkes Booth in the assassination of … Continue reading →

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Flying South

Posted on July 6, 2013 by Ron

A little bird was flying south for the winter. It was so cold, the bird froze and fell to the ground in a large field. While it was lying there, a cow came by and dropped some dung on it. … Continue reading →

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The turkey and the tree

Posted on July 6, 2013 by Ron

A turkey was chatting with a bull. “I would love to be able to get to the top of that tree,” sighed the turkey, “but I haven’t got the energy.” “Well, why don’t you nibble on some of my droppings?” … Continue reading →

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