Monthly Archives: July 2013

Career Cooling

Posted on July 25, 2013 by Ron

Once I worked as an operator on an old IBM 370/Model 138 mainframe at a local college. My position had been reclassified to fall into a new area outside of the I/S staff. One day, my new supervisor entered the … Continue reading →

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Thoughts for the Day

Posted on July 25, 2013 by Ron

Today in History (July 25th) 1750: Birthdays: Revolutionary War Gen. Henry Knox. 1832: One man was killed and three others injured in the first recorded railroad accident in U.S. history. The four were thrown from an otherwise vacant car on … Continue reading →

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Perfect

Posted on July 24, 2013 by Ron

Once upon a time, a perfect man and a perfect woman met. After a perfect courtship, they had a perfect wedding. Their life together was, of course, perfect. One snowy, stormy Christmas Eve, this perfect couple was driving their perfect … Continue reading →

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Pregnant Stamp

Posted on July 24, 2013 by Ron

A man and his wife were making their first doctor visit prior to the birth of their first child. After everything checked out, the doctor took a small stamp and stamped the wife’s stomach with indelible ink. The couple was … Continue reading →

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Thoughts for the Day

Posted on July 24, 2013 by Ron

Today in History (July 24th) 1679: New Hampshire became a royal colony of the British crown. 1783: Birthdays: South American revolutionary and statesman Simon Bolivar. 1802: Birthdays: French novelist Alexandre Dumas the Elder, author of The Three Musketeers. 1847: Brigham … Continue reading →

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Poker Player

Posted on July 23, 2013 by Ron

Six retired Floridians play high stakes poker in the condo clubhouse. A member of the group, Meiers, loses $5,000 on a single hand, clutches his chest and drops dead at the table. Showing respect for their fallen comrade, the other … Continue reading →

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Drunk Driver Excuses

Posted on July 23, 2013 by Ron

Jim’s car is swerving all over the road so a cop pulls him over, “Step out of the car” says the cop, “I am going to need you to take a breathalyzer test.” “I can’t”, Jim responds “You see I … Continue reading →

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Coworker Relationships

Posted on July 23, 2013 by Ron

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Synthetic Backup

Posted on July 23, 2013 by Ron

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Money = Trees

Posted on July 23, 2013 by Ron

Son: Hey mom can I have $15 bucks Mom: Does it look like money grows on trees? Son: What is money made out of? Mom: Paper The process is as follows: Once again find the Device Manager from the Start … Continue reading →

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