Daily Archives: August 11, 2013

School Bus Ride

Posted on August 11, 2013 by Ron

It was the first day of school, after summer vacation and time for me to pick up the children in my school bus and take them home again. After I had made the complete run that afternoon, one little boy … Continue reading →

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Go Forth and Multiply

Posted on August 11, 2013 by Ron

After it was all over and Noah lowered the ramp of the ark for all the animals to leave, he told the animals “To go forth and multiply.” All the animals left except two snakes who lay quietly in the … Continue reading →

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Do you know what day this is?

Posted on August 11, 2013 by Ron

Over breakfast one morning, a woman said to her husband, “I bet you don’t know what day this is.” “Of course I do,” he indignantly answered. “How could you think I would forget?” Whereupon he left for the office. Before … Continue reading →

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Water in the Carburetor

Posted on August 11, 2013 by Ron

WIFE: “There’s trouble with the car. It has water in the carburetor.” HUSBAND: “Water in the carburetor? That’s ridiculous.” WIFE: “I tell you the car has water in the carburetor.” A useful and simple way to distinguish between impotence is … Continue reading →

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Posted on August 11, 2013 by Ron

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Quotes August 11th

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microcosm

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Quotes August 11th

Posted on August 11, 2013 by Ron

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Punch Lines

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Who, Me Worried?

Posted on August 11, 2013 by Ron

A lady is worried about the steroids she had been taking. When the doctor sees her, she says, “Doctor, I’m a little concerned about this medication you have been giving me.” He asks her, “What’s the problem?” She replies, “Well, … Continue reading →

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