Daily Archives: August 17, 2013

How To Lie To The Bathroom Scale

Posted on August 17, 2013 by Ron

1. Weigh yourself with clothes on, after dinner… as well as in the morning, without clothes, before breakfast, because it’s nice to see how much weight you’ve lost overnight. 2. Never weigh yourself with wet hair. 3. When weighing, remove … Continue reading →

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Quotes August 17th

Posted on August 17, 2013 by Ron

“There is no distinctly native American criminal class… save Congress.” – Mark Twain “Blondes have the hottest kisses. Red-heads are fair-to-middling This indicates that age generic cialis without prescription is not the only factor that makes the body organ become … Continue reading →

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Going Fast

Posted on August 17, 2013 by Bri

A man goes out and buys the best car available in the US or Europe, a 1997 Turbo BeepBeep. It is the best and most expensive car in the world, and it runs him $500,000. He takes it out for … Continue reading →

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Sauerkraut

Posted on August 17, 2013 by Bri

A doctor started an affair with his nurse. Shortly after this started, she announced that she was pregnant. Not wanting his wife to find out, he gave her a large amount on money and asked her to go out of … Continue reading →

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Blonde Interview

Posted on August 17, 2013 by Bri

A blonde goes for a job interview in an office. The interviewer starts with the basics. “So, miss, can you tell us your age, please?” The blonde counts carefully on her fingers for about 30 seconds before replying “Ehhhh… 22!” … Continue reading →

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diminutive

Posted on August 17, 2013 by Bri

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Thoughts for the Day

Posted on August 17, 2013 by Ron

Today in History (August 17th): 1601: Birthdays: French mathematician Pierre de Fermat. 1786: Birthdays: Frontiersman Davy Crockett. 1807: Robert Fulton began the first American steamboat trip between Albany, N.Y., and New York City. 1882: Birthdays: Movie producer Samuel Goldwyn. 1887: … Continue reading →

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