Monthly Archives: August 2013

Going Fast

Posted on August 17, 2013 by Bri

A man goes out and buys the best car available in the US or Europe, a 1997 Turbo BeepBeep. It is the best and most expensive car in the world, and it runs him $500,000. He takes it out for … Continue reading →

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Sauerkraut

Posted on August 17, 2013 by Bri

A doctor started an affair with his nurse. Shortly after this started, she announced that she was pregnant. Not wanting his wife to find out, he gave her a large amount on money and asked her to go out of … Continue reading →

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Blonde Interview

Posted on August 17, 2013 by Bri

A blonde goes for a job interview in an office. The interviewer starts with the basics. “So, miss, can you tell us your age, please?” The blonde counts carefully on her fingers for about 30 seconds before replying “Ehhhh… 22!” … Continue reading →

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diminutive

Posted on August 17, 2013 by Bri

diminutive PRONUNCIATION: (di-MIN-yuh-tiv) MEANING: (adjective) 1. Extremely small in size; tiny. Until 2003, viagra prescriptions buy viagra report was the only oral prescription treatment that has proved successful in treating this sexual dysfunction. Side Effects : Following canada cialis from … Continue reading →

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Thoughts for the Day

Posted on August 17, 2013 by Ron

Today in History (August 17th): 1601: Birthdays: French mathematician Pierre de Fermat. 1786: Birthdays: Frontiersman Davy Crockett. 1807: Robert Fulton began the first American steamboat trip between Albany, N.Y., and New York City. 1882: Birthdays: Movie producer Samuel Goldwyn. 1887: … Continue reading →

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Death on Vacation

Posted on August 16, 2013 by Bri

During their vacation and while they were visiting Jerusalam, George’s mother-in-law died. With death certificates in hand, George went to the American Consulate Office to make arrangements to send the body back to the states for proper burial. The Consul, … Continue reading →

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Jar 47

Posted on August 16, 2013 by Bri

A new doctor had arrived in town. He could cure anything and anybody. Everyone was amazed with what he could do – everyone except for Mr. Thompson, the town skeptic. Grumpy old Mr. Thompson went to visit this ‘miracle doctor’ … Continue reading →

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Here’s a Grab Bag of Gab

Posted on August 16, 2013 by Ron

Readers often send me fascinating tidbits of linguistic lore that I can’t always work into a regular column. So here’s a late summer grab bag of delightful odds and ends. (By the way, “grab bag” just misses being a palindrome … Continue reading →

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Microsoft Windows 8.1

Posted on August 16, 2013 by Ron

Preview Microsoft is preparing to update Windows to version 8.1 and is The web chemists suggest generic cost of cialis options in addition to offering branded drugs. I think the best shot I sildenafil purchase took was one of an … Continue reading →

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Copyright Honeypots

Posted on August 16, 2013 by Ron

Copyright troll honeypots spotted on The Pirate Bay People surfing for media files on The Pirate Bay download site would be well-advised to heed the words of Admiral Ackbar from Return of the Jedi: It’s a trap! Men these days … Continue reading →

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