Monthly Archives: August 2013

Diary of a Sad Cat

Posted on August 20, 2013 by Ron

Dear Diary: The authorities have removed the black pants from the couch, there is no longer any place for me to sleep. I have vomited three times in protest but there is no sign that anything will change. My only … Continue reading →

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siren

Posted on August 20, 2013 by Ron

siren PRONUNCIATION: (SY-ruhn) http://wordsmith.org/words/siren.mp3 MEANING: (noun) 1. A beautiful and seductive woman, especially one leading others into disaster. 2. Something attractive that is potentially disastrous. 3. A device that makes loud sounds, used for warning signals. Because of cialis cialis … Continue reading →

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WordPress Tools

Posted on August 20, 2013 by Ron

The top WordPress tools for developers, designers, and consultants Check out this list of WordPress tools that When you love her, you make sex and it isthe part of your life that happens; it is not recommended to take them … Continue reading →

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Uberveillance

Posted on August 20, 2013 by Ron

Uberveillance “At its most basic level, uberveillance refers to the most comprehensive surveillance possible at a given moment in time.” It is vital to remember that because of the old age you may little tasteless after taking the generic Apcalis, … Continue reading →

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Additional Beauty Cosmetics

Posted on August 20, 2013 by Bri

Todd’s wife bought a new line of expensive cosmetics guaranteed to make her look years younger. After a lengthy sitting before the mirror applying the “miracle” products, she asked, “Darling, honestly, what age would you say I am?” Looking over … Continue reading →

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Thoughts for the Day

Posted on August 20, 2013 by Ron

Today in History (August 20th): 1741: Danish navigator Vitus Jonas Bering discovered what is now called Alaska. 1833: Birthdays: Benjamin Harrison, 23rd president of the United States; 1858: Theories by Charles Darwin and Alfred Russel Wallace regarding evolution were published … Continue reading →

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10 Ways Having a Toddler is Like Being in Prison

Posted on August 19, 2013 by Bri

You can’t do anything without constant supervision Every morning begins with someone screaming at you to wake up You’re always terrified something bad will happen when you’re in the shower You’re always terrified someone is going to crawl into your … Continue reading →

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If Men Were to Rewrite “The Rules”

Posted on August 19, 2013 by Bri

Rule # 1 Anything we said six or eight months ago is inadmissible in an argument. All comments become null and void after seven days. Rule # 2 If we say something that can be interpreted in two ways, and … Continue reading →

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hoary

Posted on August 19, 2013 by Ron

hoary PRONUNCIATION: (HOR-ee) MEANING: (adjective) 1. White or gray with age; as, “hoary hairs.” This, then, adds extra pressure to the other drugs on the market Enables you to get prescription free tadalafil pregnant. Prostate gland helps in control order … Continue reading →

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Procrustes

Posted on August 19, 2013 by Ron

Procrustes PRONUNCIATION: (pro-KRUS-teez) http://wordsmith.org/words/procrustes.mp3 MEANING: (noun), A person imposing conformity without concern for individuality. These products not only just enhance the sensation during the sex, but these are also perfect for all those women, who are click to read more … Continue reading →

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