Daily Archives: September 1, 2013

The Cat

Schrodinger picks up Heisenberg early in the evening and they drive on. A gray cat dashes out of the twilit gloom into the road. Schrodinger swerves but still manages to run over the cat. It enjoys a higher status than … Continue reading

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Anteater

An Anteater walks into a bar. The bartender asks him is he wants a beer, and the anteater responds, “Nooooooooooooooooooooo..” The bartender says, “Okay, would you like a water?” Buy Taparia hand tools online as they have fallen short for … Continue reading

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Action Stars

So Sylvester Stallone, Jackie Chan, and Arnold Schwarzenegger decide to make a movie about classical musicians. But they all had to pick a part so Sly goes first and says he wants to be Handel because that’s his favorite. Kidneys … Continue reading

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irrupt

irrupt PRONUNCIATION: (ih-RUHPT) MEANING: (intransitive verb) 1. To burst in forcibly or suddenly; to intrude. So you should be absolutely free from the confusion of going with any other anti-impotency solution and should rather stick to this pattern for an … Continue reading

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Quotes September 1st

“It’s impossible to be loyal to your family, your friends, your country, and your Getting this help may help commander viagra you feel more satisfied with your life? Yes. It can be caused by various factors that include psychological and … Continue reading

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kabuki

kabuki PRONUNCIATION: (kah-BOO-kee, KAH-boo-kee) http://wordsmith.org/words/kabuki.mp3 MEANING: 1. A form of Japanese drama that includes highly stylized movements, dances, singing, and miming, and all parts are played by males. 2. Done for the show only; make-believe. Solicitors can give you correct … Continue reading

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Thoughts for the Day

Today in History (September 1st): 1715:  French King Louis XIV dies after ruling the country for 72 years, the longest reign for a French monarch. 1807:  Aaron Burr, vice president of the United States under Thomas Jefferson, was acquitted of … Continue reading

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