Daily Archives: September 15, 2013

Nursing Home Wedding

Posted on September 15, 2013 by Ron

A rabbi was called to a Miami Beach Nursing Home to perform a wedding. An anxious old man met him at the door. The rabbi sat down to counsel the old man and asked several questions. “Do you love her?” … Continue reading →

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Things To Do When Your ISP Is Down

Posted on September 15, 2013 by Ron

1. Dial 911 immediately. 2. Open the curtains to see if anything has changed over the past 2 years. 3. You mean there’s something else to do? 4. Threaten your ISP with an impeachment vote. You need to cheap viagra … Continue reading →

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The Top Internet Commandments

Posted on September 15, 2013 by Ron

12. Thou shalt not downloadeth porn on thine work computer, lest ye be cast out. 11. Thou shalt *** EARN *** REDEMPTION *** FAST!!!! *** 10. Thou shalt not make for yourself a graven image of that which is copyrighted. … Continue reading →

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punctilio

Posted on September 15, 2013 by Ron

punctilio PRONUNCIATION: (punk-TIL-ee-oh) MEANING: (noun) 1. A fine point of exactness in conduct, ceremony, or procedure. Ageing: men in their 60s are four times more likely to suffer from erectile failure. opacc.cv canadian online viagra That’s why, an ED patient … Continue reading →

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tragus

Posted on September 15, 2013 by Ron

tragus PRONUNCIATION: (TRAY-guhs) http://wordsmith.org/words/tragus.mp3 MEANING: (noun), The small fleshy projection at the front of the external ear, slightly extending over the opening of the ear. ETYMOLOGY: From Greek tragos (goat; hairy part of the ear), from the supposed resemblance of … Continue reading →

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Quotes September 15th

Posted on September 15, 2013 by Ron

“You never really understand a person until you consider things from He will check if levitra free the ulnar nerve slides out of normal position when the patient bend his elbow. You will have to follow the dosage pattern says … Continue reading →

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Thoughts for the Day

Posted on September 15, 2013 by Ron

Today in History (September 15th): 1254: Birthdays: Italian explorer Marco Polo; 1789: Birthdays: Novelist James Fenimore Cooper; 1812: The Russians set fire to Moscow in an effort to keep out Napoleon and his invading French troops. 1857: Birthdays: William Howard … Continue reading →

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