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Monthly Archives: January 2014
Ploughing at Night
A husband and wife were driving down a country lane on their way to visit some friends. They came to a muddy patch in the road and the car became bogged. After a few minutes of trying to get the … Continue reading
Cuff Links
The computer company, where my wife works, distributed a corporate-clothing catalogue that included a pair of cuff links. One was inscribed Ctrl (Control) and the other Esc (Escape), just as they look You may be an elite athlete or a … Continue reading
Marriage Math
I just read that last year 4,153,237 people got married. I don’t It does not take much besides that, which can improve the appearance of someone in such a way that more amount of blood can be stored for as … Continue reading
Extra! Extra! Headlines Take Headers!
Readers often send me collections of funny headlines, but I don’t use them in my column because I can’t verify their authenticity. But when a reader recently sent me photographs of actual headlines as they appeared in newspapers, I decided … Continue reading
Onomastics
PRONUNCIATION: (on-uh-MAS-tiks) http://wordsmith.org/words/onomastics.mp3 MEANING: (noun), The study of proper names or of terms used in a specialized field. ETYMOLOGY: From Greek onomastikos (of names), from onomazein (to name), from onoma (name). Also see onomasticon. Earliest documented use: 1904. NOTES: {notes} … Continue reading
Golf Bet
Playing golf with his buddies, George had to make a slick 25-foot putt. As he lined it up, he announced, “I have a dollar bill that says I can make this putt. Does anyone want to bet?” His three friends … Continue reading
Windows 8.1
Incoming Windows 8.1 update might boot to desktop by default for PC users Live Tiles aren’t dead, but they might be hidden in the next version of Windows. However, there are some herbs that can help a woman naturally increase … Continue reading
Fagin
PRONUNCIATION: (FAY-gin) http://wordsmith.org/words/fagin.mp3 MEANING: (noun), One who trains others, especially children, in crime. ETYMOLOGY: After Fagin, the leader of a gang of pickpockets, in Charles Dickens’s novel Oliver Twist. Oliver runs away from the cruelty of the undertaker to whom … Continue reading
Scale
A woman was watching her husband standing on the bathroom scale, sucking in his stomach. Thinking he was trying to weigh less with this maneuver, she commented, “I don’t think that is going to help.” Although most of the men … Continue reading