Daily Archives: January 11, 2014

Bride of Frankenstein

Posted on January 11, 2014 by Ron

After forty years of marriage, Frankenstein and the Bride of Frankenstein came to a stand still in their love life. Each night Frankenstein would come home from work, eat his dinner, and sit in front of the television set until … Continue reading →

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The Moment Of Truth

Posted on January 11, 2014 by Ron

For months he had been her devoted admirer. Now, at long last, he had collected up sufficient courage to ask her the most momentous of all questions. “There are quite a lot of advantages to being a bachelor,” he began,” … Continue reading →

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Quotes January 11th

Posted on January 11, 2014 by Ron

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Quotes – Anatole France

Posted on January 11, 2014 by Ron

Anatole France (1844-1924) Novelist, Essayist, Nobel Laureate: “People who have no weaknesses are terrible; there is no way of taking advantage of them.” “To know is nothing at all; to imagine is everything.” “The law, in its majestic equality, forbids … Continue reading →

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X-Perspective

Posted on January 11, 2014 by Ron

Sometimes a couple years’ perspective changes everything. After I broke up with my ex two year ago, I was convinced that she was crazy and a spawn of the lower pits of hell. I bumped into her on the street … Continue reading →

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Why do you want to join the Navy

Posted on January 11, 2014 by Ron

Having passed the enlistment physical, Jon was asked by the doctor, “Why do you want to join the Navy, son?” “My father said it’d be a good idea, sir.” It best viagra price also draws fluids from your eye lenses. … Continue reading →

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Just Ask Me

Posted on January 11, 2014 by Ron

On a flight to Florida, I was preparing my notes for one of the parent education seminars I conduct as an educational psychologist. The elderly woman sitting next to me explained that she was returning to Miami after having spent … Continue reading →

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Iowa 3-Kick Rule

Posted on January 11, 2014 by Ron

A big-city California lawyer went duck hunting in rural Iowa He shot and dropped a bird, but it fell into a farmer’s field on the other side of a fence. As the lawyer climbed over the fence, an elderly farmer … Continue reading →

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Thoughts for the Day

Posted on January 11, 2014 by Ron

Today in History (January 11th): 1757: Birthdays: American statesman Alexander Hamilton, first secretary of the U.S. Treasury. 1785: The Continental Congress convened in New York City. 1787: William Herschel discovered two moons of Uranus. They are named Titania and Oberon. … Continue reading →

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