Monthly Archives: January 2014

Thoughts for the Day

Today in History (January 13th): 1808: Birthdays: Salmon P. Chase, sixth Chief Justice of the United States and whose image is on the U.S. $10,000 bill. 1832: Birthdays: Horatio Alger, author of rags-to-riches stories. 1854: Anthony Faas patented the accordion. … Continue reading

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Jealousy

The guy approached a beautiful looking woman in a mall and asked, “You know, I’ve lost my wife here in the mall. Can you talk to me for a couple of minutes?” “Why?” she asks. It is one of the … Continue reading

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Perspective

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Thoughts for the Day

Today in History (January 12th): 1628: Birthdays: French fairy tale writer Charles Perrault, author of the Mother Goose stories. 1729: Birthdays: British statesman Edmund Burke. 1828: Boundary disputes were settled between the United States and Mexico. 1856: Birthdays: Painter John … Continue reading

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Bride of Frankenstein

After forty years of marriage, Frankenstein and the Bride of Frankenstein came to a stand still in their love life. Each night Frankenstein would come home from work, eat his dinner, and sit in front of the television set until … Continue reading

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The Moment Of Truth

For months he had been her devoted admirer. Now, at long last, he had collected up sufficient courage to ask her the most momentous of all questions. “There are quite a lot of advantages to being a bachelor,” he began,” … Continue reading

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Quotes January 11th

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Quotes – Anatole France

Anatole France (1844-1924) Novelist, Essayist, Nobel Laureate: “People who have no weaknesses are terrible; there is no way of taking advantage of them.” “To know is nothing at all; to imagine is everything.” “The law, in its majestic equality, forbids … Continue reading

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X-Perspective

Sometimes a couple years’ perspective changes everything. After I broke up with my ex two year ago, I was convinced that she was crazy and a spawn of the lower pits of hell. I bumped into her on the street … Continue reading

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Why do you want to join the Navy

Having passed the enlistment physical, Jon was asked by the doctor, “Why do you want to join the Navy, son?” “My father said it’d be a good idea, sir.” It best viagra price also draws fluids from your eye lenses. … Continue reading

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