Monthly Archives: January 2014

Just Ask Me

Posted on January 11, 2014 by Ron

On a flight to Florida, I was preparing my notes for one of the parent education seminars I conduct as an educational psychologist. The elderly woman sitting next to me explained that she was returning to Miami after having spent … Continue reading →

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Iowa 3-Kick Rule

Posted on January 11, 2014 by Ron

A big-city California lawyer went duck hunting in rural Iowa He shot and dropped a bird, but it fell into a farmer’s field on the other side of a fence. As the lawyer climbed over the fence, an elderly farmer … Continue reading →

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Thoughts for the Day

Posted on January 11, 2014 by Ron

Today in History (January 11th): 1757: Birthdays: American statesman Alexander Hamilton, first secretary of the U.S. Treasury. 1785: The Continental Congress convened in New York City. 1787: William Herschel discovered two moons of Uranus. They are named Titania and Oberon. … Continue reading →

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Too Hot, Too Cold

Posted on January 10, 2014 by Ron

A customer was bothering the waiter in a restaurant. First, he asked that the air conditioning be turned up because he was too hot, then he asked it be turned down cause he was too cold, and so on for … Continue reading →

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New Haircut

Posted on January 10, 2014 by Ron

Women’s version: Woman2: Oh! You got a haircut! That’s so cute! Woman1: Do you think so? I wasn’t sure when she gave me the mirror. I mean, you don’t think it’s too fluffy looking? Woman2: Oh God no! No, it’s … Continue reading →

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Dropped Your Wallet

Posted on January 10, 2014 by Ron

Two fishermen were out on the lake when one of them dropped his wallet. As they watched the wallet float down to the depths of the lake, a carp came along and But the good news is that, treating the … Continue reading →

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Arresting Sex Acts

Posted on January 10, 2014 by Ron

13 sex acts that will get you arrested around the world By Sophie-Claire Hoeller You always thought your acrobatics between the sheets were so good they should be illegal – little did you know, they just might be. From keeping … Continue reading →

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2013 Female Celebrities

Posted on January 10, 2014 by Ron

The 50 most popular female celebrities of the past 12 months 2014 is now upon us and we’ve crunched the final numbers to determine who were the most popular female celebrities of 2013 here at Guyism. They include 24 models, … Continue reading →

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Revolv

Posted on January 10, 2014 by Ron

Revolv: A friend to the Internet of Things The Internet of Things has been highly fragmented until now: Each device works with its own app, and controlling them all from a central location is difficult. Revolv is the solution to … Continue reading →

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Thoughts for the Day

Posted on January 10, 2014 by Ron

Today in History (January 10th): 0049 B.C.: Julius Caesar crossed the Rubicon, beginning the Roman civil war. 1776: Common Sense by political philosopher Thomas Paine was published. The pamphlet advocated American independence from England. 1861: Florida seceded from the United … Continue reading →

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