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Monthly Archives: January 2014
Personal Secretary
A guy walked into his friend’s office. He found his friend sitting at his desk, looking very depressed. “Hey, what’s up with you?”, he asked. “Oh, its my wife,” replied the man sadly. “She’s hired a new secretary for me.” … Continue reading
New Mercedes
Oscar drove his brand new Mercedes to his favorite sporting goods store. He parked it outside and went in to do a little perusing with Jan, his regular sales woman. Jan was a pretty blonde, and as Oscar walked into … Continue reading
Rare birds
A guy is caught by a ranger eating a bald eagle and is consequently put in jail for the crime. On the day of his trial, the conversation went something like this: Judge: “Do you know that eating a bald … Continue reading
Thoughts for the Day
Today in History (January 24th): Dilbert of the Day 0076: Birthdays: The Roman Emperor Hadrian. 1670: Birthdays: English dramatist William Congreve. 1712: Birthdays: Frederick the Great of Prussia. 1800: Birthdays: British social reformer Edwin Chadwick. 1848: Gold was discovered at … Continue reading
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Red Fire Fighter
There are four wheels and eight men on a fire engine. Four and eight makes 12. There are 12 inches in a ruler. Queen Elizabeth is a ruler. The Queen Elizabeth was a ship. Ships sail in the sea. Dosage … Continue reading
Driving Home Very Drunk
It seems a gentleman had too much alcohol at a party, was heading home, and was pulled over by a state trooper. Upon being tested, the fellow couldn’t walk a straight line any more than he could drive one, so … Continue reading
Palette
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Owl Friend
Each evening bird lover Tom stood in his backyard, hooting like an owl – and one night, an owl finally called back to him. For a year, the man and his feathered friend hooted back and forth. He even kept … Continue reading
Thoughts for the Day
Today in History (January 23rd): 1737: Birthdays: American patriot John Hancock. 1783: Birthdays: French author Stendhal, a pseudonym for Marie-Henri Beyle. 1789: Georgetown College became the first Catholic college founded in the United States in Georgetown, Md., which later would … Continue reading
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Sarahrella
After watching the movie Cinderella, five-year-old Sarah started using her pinwheel as a magic wand, pretending she was a fairy godmother. “Make three wishes,” she told her mother, “and I’ll grant them.” Her mom first asked for world peace. Sarah … Continue reading