Monthly Archives: January 2014

How to look busy

Generally, this will not be a concern until you are promoted to an executive position. But once you’ve created the illusion that you serve even the slightest purpose at your place of “business,” there’s no telling how far you’ll go. … Continue reading

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Testing for Development-Archetypes

Nobody can deny that the goal of software development is to produce the highest quality product possible. The only way to ensure that quality is through extensive testing. Therefore, the following testing programs will be implemented as additions to the … Continue reading

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Kiddie Quickies

My friend asked our grandson when he would turn 6. He replied, “When I’m tired of being 5.” Seeing her first hailstorm, Mary Sue, age 3, exclaimed, “Mommy, it’s raining dumplings!” This is because depression will not only cialis on … Continue reading

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Thoughts for the Day

Today in History (January 15th): 1622: Birthdays: French playwright Moliere (born Jean-Baptiste Poquelin). 1716: Birthdays: Signer of the Declaration of Independence Philip Livingston. 1759: The British Museum opened. 1844: Birthdays: Outlaw Cole Younger. 1866: Birthdays: Swedish clergyman and Nobel Peace … Continue reading

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Thoughts for the Day

Today in History (January 14th): 1639: The first constitution in the American colonies, the Fundamental Orders, was adopted in Hartford, Conn., by representatives of Wethersfield, Windsor and Hartford. 1690: The clarinet was invented in Nuremberg, Germany. 1741: Birthdays: American turncoat … Continue reading

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The Verdict

The DA stared at the jury, unable to believe the “not guilty” verdict he’d just heard. Bitterly, he asked, “What possible excuse could you have for acquitting this man?” The foreman answered, “Insanity.” Interpersonal levitra line issues between you and … Continue reading

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Dumb

There were these two professors arguing over which one had the dumber child. Each professor thought his was the bigger idiot. The first professor yells “There is no way that your son is dumber. My son has to be THE … Continue reading

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Bizspark?

Somebody is still buying Technet? Ever hear of Bizspark? Jump through those hoops and get most of that software free for three years. Decide you are a tech startup, choose Other health benefits of browse around to find out more … Continue reading

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Quotes January 13th

“Parents can only give good advice or put them on the right path, the final forming of a person’s character lies in their own hands.” – Anne Frank, 1929-1945 “Be willing to make decisions. That’s the most important quality in … Continue reading

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Ransomware Rescue

How to rescue your PC from ransomware With the nasty CryptoLocker malware making the rounds, encrypting its victims’ files, and then refusing to provide the unlock key unless a payment of $300 is made via Bitcoin or a prepaid cash … Continue reading

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