Daily Archives: March 15, 2014

Resume Sex Life?

Posted on March 15, 2014 by Ron

A surgeon came to see his patient on the morning after her operation. The young woman asked him, somewhat hesitantly, how long it would be before she could resume her sex life. “I really haven’t thought about it,” gulped the … Continue reading →

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Burglar

Posted on March 15, 2014 by Ron

“Get this.” said a guy to his friends, “Last night, while I was down at the bar with you guys, a burglar broke into my house. “Did he get anything?” his friends asked. In the next step, the blood flow … Continue reading →

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Inheritance

Posted on March 15, 2014 by Ron

Jack’s grandfather left him $10 million, and the next week Diane agreed to marry him. After three months of married life, Jack noticed that his beautiful new wife was ignoring him more and more. On the rare occasion that she … Continue reading →

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Thoughts for the Day

Posted on March 15, 2014 by Ron

Today in History (March 15th): 44 B.C.: Julius Caesar was assassinated by Brutus and other Roman nobles in Rome. 1493: Christopher Columbus returned to Spain after his first voyage to the New World. 1767: Birthdays: Andrew Jackson, seventh president of … Continue reading →

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