Daily Archives: December 20, 2014

Getting Old

Posted on December 20, 2014 by Ron

Signs You Are Getting Old You no longer take naps from noon to 6 PM. Your houseplants are alive, and you can’t smoke any of them. Making whoopee in a twin bed is out of the question. You keep more … Continue reading →

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Today in History (December 20th)

Posted on December 20, 2014 by Ron

1803: The United States formally took over territory acquired from France in the Louisiana Purchase. 1812: Sacagawea, the Indian woman who guided the Lewis and Clark Expedition, died. 1864: Union Gen. William T. Sherman completed his Civil War march to … Continue reading →

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Quotes (December 20th)

Posted on December 20, 2014 by Ron

“If God had intended us not to masturbate, he would have made our arms shorter.” – George Carlin “I stopped believing in Santa Claus when I was six. Mother took me to see him in a department store and he … Continue reading →

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