Daily Archives: December 26, 2014

Little Sister

Posted on December 26, 2014 by Ron

A little girl says, “Daddy, I wish I had a little sister.” Trying to be funny, the daddy says “Honey, you do have a sister. You just don’t see her because when you are coming in the front door, she … Continue reading →

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Dear Dr Ruth

Posted on December 26, 2014 by Ron

Dear Dr Ruth, I’m writing to tell you my problem, It seems I have been married to a sex maniac for the past 22 years. He wants sex regardless of what I am doing; Ironing, Washing dishes, The Reason for … Continue reading →

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Adam’s Complaint

Posted on December 26, 2014 by Ron

God creates Adam, and soon Adam is complaining that he’s all alone in the Garden of Eden. So God says, “Okay, I’ll make you a companion, a beautiful creature who’ll cook and clean for you. It will be able to … Continue reading →

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Perfect Shot

Posted on December 26, 2014 by Ron

Two male golfers are standing on the 10th tee. Bill takes about 20 practice swings, changes his grip 5 or 6 times, and changes his stance just as much. “Hey Bill what are you doing? Play for heaven’s sake. We … Continue reading →

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Waiting

Posted on December 26, 2014 by Ron

A friend hosted a dinner party for people from work, and everyone was encouraged to bring their children. All during the sit-down dinner one co-worker’s four-year-old boy stared at the man sitting across from him. The little fella hardly ate … Continue reading →

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Phone Home

Posted on December 26, 2014 by Ron

A housewife with three young children was getting dinner ready when the phone rang. The six-year-old picked it up and said, “Hi, Daddy!” and she began telling him about her day. She then passed the phone to her younger brother … Continue reading →

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Elementary, My Dear Watson

Posted on December 26, 2014 by Ron

Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson go on a camping trip, set up their tent, and fall asleep. Some hours later, Holmes wakes his faithful friend. “Watson, look up at the sky and tell me what you see.” Watson replies, “I … Continue reading →

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Two Brothers

Posted on December 26, 2014 by Ron

There were two evil brothers. They were rich, and used their money to keep their ways from the public eye. They even attended the same church, and looked to be perfect Christians. Then, their pastor retired, and a new one … Continue reading →

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Trivia

Posted on December 26, 2014 by Ron

Trivia Adieu, adios, and auf wiedersehen all mean good-bye Who was Ann Margaret’s boyfriend in the movie Bye, Bye Birdie? Bobby Rydell You will get the medicines containing Sildenafil citrate can be bought from your local chemist. cialis overnight delivery … Continue reading →

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Today in History (December 26th)

Posted on December 26, 2014 by Ron

Kwanzaa (December 26 through January 1) Kwanza starts on December 26th, regardless of what day of the week the 26th is. Kwanza is an African-American feast celebrated from December 26th to January 1st. A relatively new holiday, created in 1966 … Continue reading →

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