Daily Archives: December 27, 2014

Seen In Modern Kitchens…

Posted on December 27, 2014 by Ron

Clean enough to be healthy, but dirty enough to be happy So this ain’t “Home Sweet Home”. Adjust! If you don’t like my standards of cooking… Lower your standards. I clean house every other day. Today is the other day! … Continue reading →

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Sharp Student…

Posted on December 27, 2014 by Ron

An English teacher at Penn State University spent a lot of time marking grammatical errors in her students’ written work. She wasn’t sure how much impact she was having until one overly busy day when she sat at her desk … Continue reading →

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A Mother’s Advice

Posted on December 27, 2014 by Ron

A mother was anxiously awaiting her daughter’s plane. She had just come back from a far away land trying to find adventure. As the daughter was exiting the plane, the mother noticed a man directly behind her daughter dressed in … Continue reading →

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Hare-Brained Scheme

Posted on December 27, 2014 by Ron

At a tobacco firm’s research station somewhere in a secluded spot out in the countryside and away from prying eyes, two rabbits were sitting in the cages discussing their future. “I don’t know about you” said Alpha, “but I can’t … Continue reading →

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Pretending

Posted on December 27, 2014 by Ron

Things weren’t going too well for Mark business-wise and he got his wife Martha an imitation tennis bracelet, instead of the real one she wanted for Christmas. “I hope you understand sweetheart, but you can pretend it’s real.” Some lubricants … Continue reading →

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A Kitty’s Christmas

Posted on December 27, 2014 by Ron

‘Twas the night before Christmas And all through the house Not a creature was stirring, Not even a mouse. ‘Cuzz the cat had pounced on him And tore him apart – Ate his mouse intestines And chewed up little heart. … Continue reading →

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Mistletoe at the Airport

Posted on December 27, 2014 by Ron

It was slightly before Thanksgiving. The trip went reasonably well, and he was ready to go back. The airport on the other end had turned a tacky red and green, and loudspeakers blared annoying elevator renditions of cherished Christmas carols. … Continue reading →

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Picture Of Health

Posted on December 27, 2014 by Ron

A woman walked up to a shriveled little man rocking in a chair on his porch. “I couldn’t help noticing how happy you look,” she said. “What’s your secret for a long happy life?” “I smoke three packs of cigarettes … Continue reading →

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Bosses Basic Rules

Posted on December 27, 2014 by Ron

Rule 1: The Boss is always right! Rule 2: In the impossible hypothesis that a subordinate may be right, Rule 1 becomes immediately operative. Rule 3: The boss does not sleep; he rests. Rule 4: The Boss is never late; … Continue reading →

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The Collection Plate

Posted on December 27, 2014 by Ron

The minister arose to address his congregation. “There is a certain man among us today who is flirting with another man’s wife. Unless he puts ten dollars in the collection box, his People suffering from anxiety or hypertension should not … Continue reading →

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