Daily Archives: December 27, 2014

Saving Up

Posted on December 27, 2014 by Ron

A small tourist hotel was all abuzz about an afternoon wedding where the groom was 95 years old and the bride was just 23 years old. The groom looked pretty feeble and the feeling was that the wedding night might … Continue reading →

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Cough Syrup

Posted on December 27, 2014 by Ron

John was a clerk in a small drugstore but he was not much of a salesman. He could never find the item the customer wanted. Bob, the owner, had had about enough and warned John that the next sale he … Continue reading →

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Want A Day Off Work?

Posted on December 27, 2014 by Ron

So you want a day off. Let’s take a look at what you are asking for. There are 365 days per year available for work. There are 52 weeks per year in which you already have 2 days off per … Continue reading →

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What’s Your Hurry

Posted on December 27, 2014 by Ron

A well-dressed business man was walking down the street when a little kid covered in soot said to him respectfully, “Sir, can you tell me the time?” The portly man stopped, carefully unbuttoned his coat and jacket, removed a large … Continue reading →

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Trucker

Posted on December 27, 2014 by Ron

A trucker who has been out on the road for three weeks stops into a brothel outside Vegas. He walks straight up to the Madam, drops down $500 and says, “I want your ugliest woman and a bologna sandwich!!!” The … Continue reading →

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Pay By The Inch

Posted on December 27, 2014 by Ron

Three friends decided to visit a prostitute — a white guy, a black guy, and a Jew. It was a slow night, so she gave the guys a deal. “You can pay by the inch.” When the white man came … Continue reading →

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Punch Lines

Posted on December 27, 2014 by Ron

Does the name Pavlov ring a bell? “You must hate me.” The feeling of disgust comes in and the negativity clouds the person, which makes him even poorer in bed. brand viagra no prescription http://greyandgrey.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/07/Civilians-a-New-Wrinkle-in-Ground-Zero-Claims-NY-Post-May-2007.pdf Unhealthy habits – Smoking hardens … Continue reading →

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Quotes (December 27th)

Posted on December 27, 2014 by Ron

“You know, of course, that the Tasmanians, who never committed adultery, are now extinct.” – Somerset Maugham “In high school I was in marching band…so you know the babes were all over me.” – Drew Carey “Men shout to avoid … Continue reading →

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Today in History (December 27th)

Posted on December 27, 2014 by Ron

National Fruitcake Day There are four days left in the year 0418: Deaths: Zosimus Greek Pope (417-8). 0537: Saint Sofia church in Constantinople consecrated. 1571: Birthdays: German astronomer Johannes Kepler; Johann Kepler Wurttemberg, Germany, Astronomer (elliptical orbits). 1603: Deaths: Thomas … Continue reading →

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