Monthly Archives: December 2014

Mr. Fix-It

Once upon a time there lived three men: a doctor, a chemist, and an engineer. For some reason all three offended the king and were sentenced to die on the same day. The day of the execution arrived, and the … Continue reading

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Ghandi

Mahatma Ghandi walked barefoot everywhere, to the point that his feet became quite thick and hard. He was also a profoundly spiritual person. Even when he was not on a hunger strike, he did not eat much and became quite … Continue reading

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The Soup

After his recent stay in the hospital, Pa was particularly irritable, especially regarding food. At a nearby restaurant he stopped for a quick meal and the waiter provided a bowl of soup. As the waiter turned away to return to … Continue reading

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Oldie revisted…

So, a bunch of cows and bulls are standing in a field. A huge gust of wind comes along and all the cows fall over, but the bulls just stand there, bracing themselves against the gale. All the cows stand … Continue reading

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Zookeeper and Three Boys

A zookeeper approaches three boys standing near the lions’ cage and asks them their names and what they’re up to. The first boy says, “My name’s Tommy and I was trying to feed peanuts to the lions.” Precautions to Take … Continue reading

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Speeding

A police officer pulls a guy over for speeding and has the following exchange: Officer: May I see your driver’s license? Driver: I don’t have one. I had it suspended when I got my 5th DUI. Officer: May I see … Continue reading

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Great Breasts

A guy goes over to his buddy’s house, rings the bell, but his buddy’s wife answers. “Hi is Tony home?” “No he went to the store.” “Well, you mind if I wait?” “No come in.” They sit down and the … Continue reading

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Conversation

Two strangers are sitting in adjacent seats on an airplane. One guy says to the other, “Let’s talk. I hear that the flight will go faster if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger.” The other guy, who … Continue reading

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Wonder Bras

Bill was standing in the lingerie store staring at a collection of Wonder Bras. The clerk noticed he had been there for some time and that he appeared to be having trouble picking one out. She walked over and asked … Continue reading

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Trivia

Which band was lead by singer Jim Morrison? The Doors What is the 0 degree line of latitude on the globe called? equator Which hamburger chain is the oldest? In 1921, Walter A. Anderson (a short-order cook) and E.W. Ingram … Continue reading

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