Monthly Archives: December 2014

By The Pool

A man walks by an empty swimming pool and sees an injured man lying at the bottom of it. “Are you okay?” the passerby asks. “No!” the injured man shouts back. “I broke my arm after diving into the pool.” … Continue reading

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Driver’s Test

An York County Sheriff pulled a car over on route 17 just outside of Williamsburg, Virginia. When the Sheriff asked the driver why he was speeding, the driver answered that he was a magician and a juggler and he was … Continue reading

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No Climbing

A little old lady, who lived on the third floor of a boardinghouse, broke her leg. As the doctor put a cast on it, he warned her not to climb any stairs. Several months later, the doctor took off the … Continue reading

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Drag Man Walking

Two men are approaching each other on a sidewalk. Both are dragging their right foot as they walk. As they meet, one man looks at the other knowingly, points at his foot and says, “Vietnam, 1969.” Regardless, exposures do show … Continue reading

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Rest Home Flasher

Two little old ladies were strolling down the hall of their rest home when suddenly Henry pops out of his room wearing nothing but a raincoat. Of course Henry whips open the coat then jumps back in his room. “What … Continue reading

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I Marked The Spot

Two friends rented a boat and fished in a lake every day. One day they caught 30 fish. One guy said to his friend, “Mark this spot so that we can come back here again tomorrow.” The next day, when … Continue reading

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Realistic Resolutions…

Are you sick of making the same resolutions year after year that you never keep? Why not promise to do something you can actually accomplish? Here are some resolutions that you can\ use as a starting point: 1. Gain weight. … Continue reading

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Native Speech

A few years ago, I decided to visit my brother who was stationed in Germany. I assumed that most Germans would speak English. But I found that many people spoke only their native tongue – including the ticket inspector on … Continue reading

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Trivia

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Quotes (December 28th)

“People who are wrapped up in themselves make small packages.” – Benjamin Franklin “Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another: What! You, too? Thought I was the only one.” – Clive Staples Lewis, novelist and … Continue reading

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