Daily Archives: January 2, 2015

Vacation

Posted on January 2, 2015 by Ron

Billy Bob and Luther were talking one afternoon when Billy Bob tells Luther, “Ya know, I reckon I’m ’bout ready for a vacation. Only this year I’m gonna do it a little different. The last few years, I took your … Continue reading →

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Hanukkah Guilt

Posted on January 2, 2015 by Ron

A grandmother was giving directions to her grown grandson who was coming to visit with his wife: “You come to the front door of the apartment complex. I am in apartment 14T. There is a big panel at the door. … Continue reading →

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The Little Dog

Posted on January 2, 2015 by Ron

In a small country pub, all the patrons became quite used to the pub owner’s little dog being around the bar, so were quite upset when one day the little dog died. Everyone met to decide how they could remember … Continue reading →

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Half Century Age Difference

Posted on January 2, 2015 by Ron

A knockout young lady decided she wanted to get rich quick. So she proceeded to find herself a rich 73 year old man planning to screw him to death on their wedding night. The courtship and wedding went off without … Continue reading →

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An Act of Charity

Posted on January 2, 2015 by Ron

One Sunday a pastor asked his congregation to consider giving a little extra in the offering plate. He said that whoever gave the most would be able to pick out three hymns. After the offering plates were passed, the pastor … Continue reading →

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Verbal Test

Posted on January 2, 2015 by Ron

“Now this is the verbal part of your employment test,” said the interviewer. “Can you tell Gentle handling and care is suggested, and men who female generic viagra are suffering from the recent experience erection problems, but had successful sexual … Continue reading →

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Girlfriend Problems

Posted on January 2, 2015 by Ron

A young guy was complaining to his boss about the problems he was having with his stubborn girlfriend. “She gets me so angry sometimes I could hit her, the young man exclaimed. “Well, I’ll tell you what I used to … Continue reading →

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Heaven’s Admittance Policy

Posted on January 2, 2015 by Ron

It was getting a little crowded in Heaven, so God decided to change the admittance policy. The new law was that, in order to get into Heaven, you had to have a really bummer day on the day that you … Continue reading →

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Trivia

Posted on January 2, 2015 by Ron

Trivia Early in his career, how did Roger Miller make a living? He worked as a bellhop at a Nashville hotel, as a drummer for Faron Young and a fiddler for Minnie Pearl. Do certain people really smell like fish? … Continue reading →

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