Daily Archives: January 3, 2015

And a one and a two…

Posted on January 3, 2015 by Ron

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Suggesting Marriage

Posted on January 3, 2015 by Ron

A man really loved a woman, but he was just too shy to propose to her. Now he was up in his years and neither of them had ever been married. Of course, they dated about once a week for … Continue reading →

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Switching Seats

Posted on January 3, 2015 by Ron

A young woman came home from her first day commuting into the city. Her mother noticed she was looking a little peaked and asked, “Honey, are you feeling all right?” “Not really,” the daughter replied. “I’m nauseous from sitting backward … Continue reading →

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Tired

Posted on January 3, 2015 by Ron

For a couple years I’ve been blaming it on iron deficient blood, lack of vitamins, partying, drinking, drugs, and a dozen other maladies. But now I found out the real reason I’m tired — because I’m overworked. The population of … Continue reading →

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Punch Lines (January 3rd)

Posted on January 3, 2015 by Ron

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Church Bulletin Bloopers

Posted on January 3, 2015 by Ron

Ladies, don’t forget the rummage sale. It is a good chance to get rid of those things not worth keeping around the house. Bring your husbands. The peacemaking meeting scheduled for today has been canceled due to a conflict. The … Continue reading →

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In The Garden

Posted on January 3, 2015 by Ron

Two elderly ladies meet at the launderette after not seeing one another for a while. One asked how the other’s husband was doing. “Oh! Ted died last week. He went out to the garden to dig up a cabbage for … Continue reading →

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Be Prepared!

Posted on January 3, 2015 by Ron

“How come you’re late?” asked the bartender, as the blonde waitress walked into the bar. “It was awful,” she explained. “I was walking down 34th street and there was a terrible accident. A man was thrown from his car and … Continue reading →

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Babies

Posted on January 3, 2015 by Ron

Mike and his pregnant wife live on a farm in the distant rural regions of Ireland with no running water, no electricity, none of the creature comforts. One night, Mikes’ wife goes into labor. The local doctor is there in … Continue reading →

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Baggage

Posted on January 3, 2015 by Ron

My dear friend, a divorcee, never remarried, and her daughter wanted to know why. “The men I know would bring too much heavy baggage to the marriage and I simply don’t want to put up with it,” she explained. We’ve … Continue reading →

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