Daily Archives: January 19, 2015

Today in History (January 19th)

Posted on January 19, 2015 by Ron

There are 346 days left in the year. 0570: Birthdays: Mohammed [The Prophet] Islamic founder (Koran). 1419: The French city of Rouen surrendered to Henry V in the Hundred Years War between England and France, completing Henry’s conquest of Normandy. … Continue reading →

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Quotes (January 19th)

Posted on January 19, 2015 by Ron

“Don’t compare yourself with anyone in this world. If you do so, you are insulting yourself.” – Bill Gates “Much we learn only to forget it again; to stand by the goal, we must traverse all the way to it.” … Continue reading →

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Punch Lines

Posted on January 19, 2015 by Ron

If taxes go up any more, the government is likely to price itself out of the market! I wonder It pumps in more blood to ensure the availability of important nutrients to your organs and boost cialis 100mg the functioning … Continue reading →

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Bible Study!

Posted on January 19, 2015 by Ron

A father was reading Bible stories to his young son. He read, “The man named Lot was warned to take his wife and But since they can also decrease the motor sensors, there is always a possibility of the deeprootsmag.org … Continue reading →

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Glass Eye

Posted on January 19, 2015 by Ron

A man was eating in a fancy restaurant, and there was a gorgeous blond eating at the next table. He had been checking her out all night, but lacked the nerve to go talk to her. Suddenly she sneezed and … Continue reading →

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Viking Of The Mountain

Posted on January 19, 2015 by Ron

A Minnesotan dies and is sent to hell. He was a horrible man throughout life and the devil really wanted to punish him, so he puts him to work breaking up rocks with a sledgehammer. To make it worse he … Continue reading →

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Cowboy

Posted on January 19, 2015 by Ron

A cowboy runs into a bar and says to the bartender, “Give me twenty shots of your best scotch, and make it quick!” The bartender pours out the shots, and the cowboy drinks them as fast as he can. The … Continue reading →

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All Mime

Posted on January 19, 2015 by Ron

“When I was young,” an elderly gentleman reminisces, “I was a mime.” “Really?” his grandson says. “Sure,” he says. “I could mime the act of pulling a rope, and people would think I was pulling a rope. I could pretend … Continue reading →

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Emergency Exit

Posted on January 19, 2015 by Ron

A Brunette, a Redhead and a Blonde escape a burning building by climbing to the roof. Firemen are on the street below, holding a blanket for them to jump in. The firemen yell to the Brunette, “Jump! Jump! It’s your … Continue reading →

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Good Answer

Posted on January 19, 2015 by Ron

An eccentric philosophy professor gave a one question final exam after a semester dealing with a broad array of topics. The class was already seated and ready to go when the professor picked up his chair, plopped it on his … Continue reading →

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