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Daily Archives: January 19, 2015
Overactive…
“Now, what are you planning to do about that excess weight you’re carrying around?” the doctor asked the patient. “I just can’t seem to lose the weight,” the patient said. “Must be an overactive thyroid.” You should know that you … Continue reading
Diver Meets Guy Underwater
One day, a diver was enjoying the aquatic world 20 feet below sea level. He noticed a guy at the same depth he was, with no scuba gear on whatsoever. The diver went below another 10 feet, but the guy … Continue reading
Times Have Changed, Granny!
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Trivia
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Patience
A doctor of psychology was doing his normal morning rounds when he entered a patient’s room. He found Patient #1 sitting on the floor, pretending to saw a piece of wood in half. Patient #2 was hanging from the ceiling, … Continue reading
Economic Pressures
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Truth?
Gene Robinson, 24, was arrested in Dayton, Tenn., after having sat for part of a session as a member of a grand jury hearing drug cases. He had already voted on 20 indictments when I did not enter my Visa … Continue reading
Psychiatric Convention
A group of psychiatrists were attending a convention. Four of them decided to leave, and walked out together. One said to the other three, “People are always coming to us with their guilt and fears, but we have no one … Continue reading
Psych Help
Sheri, the pert and pretty nurse took her troubles to a resident psychiatrist in the hospital where she worked. “Doctor, you must help me,” she pleaded. “It’s gotten so that every time I date one of the young doctors here, … Continue reading
Things I’ve Learned From My Children
01. A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. foot house 4 inches deep. 02. If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite. 03. A 3-year-olds … Continue reading
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