Daily Archives: January 30, 2015

What Time Is It

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Portrait

An elderly Jewish woman decided to have her portrait painted. She told the artist, “Paint me with diamond earrings, a diamond necklace, emerald bracelets, a ruby broach, and Rolex.” “But you are not wearing any of those things.” One of … Continue reading

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10 Reasons To Go To Work Naked

No one ever steals your chair. Gives “bad hair day” a whole new meaning. Diverts attention from the fact that you also came to work drunk. People stop stealing your pens after they’ve seen where you keep them. You want … Continue reading

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History

The following were answers provided by 6th graders during a history test. Watch the spelling! Some of the best humor is in the mispelling. Even funnier read aloud to someone else! Ancient Egypt was inhabited by mummies and they all … Continue reading

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Directions

A few years ago the battery in my beat-up VW Beetle had died because I left the lights on overnight. I was in a hurry to get to work on time so I ran into the house to get my … Continue reading

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A Bra

One day a man decide he would buy a bra for his wife. He went to the Department Store. A sales clerk asked if she could help him. He said that he would like to buy a bra for his … Continue reading

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Mommy, I think…

It seems that a young couple had just gotten married and spent their wedding night with the young mans parents. In the morning the mother got up and prepared a lovely breakfast, went to the bottom of the stairs and … Continue reading

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Punch Lines

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