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Monthly Archives: January 2015
Quotes (January 20th)
“Forgiveness is a virtue of the brave.” – Indira Gandhi “Children must be taught how to think, not what to think.” – Margaret Mead “It is the familiar that usually eludes us in life. What is before our noses is … Continue reading
Punch Lines
I’d rather spend four years with George W. Bush in the White It has got more than 85 minerals, nutrients and vitamins in easily absorbable form. prescription for ordering viagra Understanding how we age at the cellular level Combat stress … Continue reading
You Know You’re From Canada When…
You only know three spices: salt, pepper, ketchup. You design your Halloween costume to fit over a snowsuit. Canadian Tire on any Saturday is busier than the toy stores at Christmas. You’ve taken your kids trick-or-treating in a blizzard. Driving … Continue reading
Fun Times At Work
Differences Between You and Your Boss When you take a long time, you’re slow. When your boss takes a long time, he’s thorough. When you don’t do it, you’re lazy. When your boss doesn’t do it, he’s too busy. When … Continue reading
Avon Lady
A guy was known among his friends to be very brief an to the point – he really never said too much. One day, a saleswoman promoting a Avon knocked his door and asked to see his wife, so the … Continue reading
All Hail The Taxi Driver?
After a preacher dies and goes to Heaven, he notices that a New York cab driver has been awarded a higher place. “I don’t understand,” he complains to Saint Peter. “I devoted my entire life to my congregation.” “Our policy … Continue reading
Email Tax Hoax
NOTICE ******************* Subject: To all Voters It figures!: No more free E-mail? We Knew this was coming!! Bill 602P will permit the Federal Govt. to charge a 5 cent charge on every delivered email. Please read the following carefully if … Continue reading
With Class
People often joke about citizens in Eastern European countries flying with animals on the planes. When I was visiting a small country in that part of the continent I had the option to upgrade to first class. I looked at … Continue reading
Funny Captains
In Boston our flight was delayed at the terminal for about an hour. When the plane finally taxied onto the runway the captain came on the intercom to apologize. Making light of the issue, he said, “Ladies and gentlemen, I … Continue reading
Take Out
I had an offer from a large company and they offered to fly me out to the meeting on business class. During the return flight we were given gourmet brownies and cookies. Not hungry, I decided to save them for … Continue reading