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Monthly Archives: January 2015
Emergency Exit
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Good Answer
An eccentric philosophy professor gave a one question final exam after a semester dealing with a broad array of topics. The class was already seated and ready to go when the professor picked up his chair, plopped it on his … Continue reading
Overactive…
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Diver Meets Guy Underwater
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Times Have Changed, Granny!
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Patience
A doctor of psychology was doing his normal morning rounds when he entered a patient’s room. He found Patient #1 sitting on the floor, pretending to saw a piece of wood in half. Patient #2 was hanging from the ceiling, … Continue reading
Economic Pressures
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Truth?
Gene Robinson, 24, was arrested in Dayton, Tenn., after having sat for part of a session as a member of a grand jury hearing drug cases. He had already voted on 20 indictments when I did not enter my Visa … Continue reading
Psychiatric Convention
A group of psychiatrists were attending a convention. Four of them decided to leave, and walked out together. One said to the other three, “People are always coming to us with their guilt and fears, but we have no one … Continue reading