Insurance Payments

Three Insurance salesmen were sitting in a restaurant boasting about each companies’ service.

The first one said, “When one of our insured died suddenly on Monday, we got the news that evening and were able to process the claim for the wife and mailed a check on Wednesday evening.”

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