The New Serenity Prayer

Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I cannot accept, and the wisdom to hide the bodies of those people I had to kill today because they ticked me off.

And also, help me to be careful of the toes I step on today as they be connected to the butt that I may have to kiss tomorrow.

Help me to always give 100% at work…

12% on Monday.

23% on Tuesday.

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20% on Thursday.

5% on Friday.

And help me to remember… When I’m having a really bad day,and it seems that people are trying to tick me off, that it takes 42 muscles to frown and only 4…to extend my middle finger and tell them to bite me!

Amen.

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