Railroad Redneck

Three railroad workers, a Chinese man, an Italian, and a redneck, are all sitting down to lunch.

The Chinese man says, “If I get another egg roll in my lunch, I will kill myself.”

The Italian guy says, “If I get another slice of pizza, I will kill myself.”

The redneck says, “If I get another ham hock, I will kill myself.”

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At the funeral, the Chinese man’s wife says, “If only I had not packed an egg roll that day…”

The Italian guy’s wife says, “If only I had not packed a slice of pizza that day…”

“Don’t look at me,” says the redneck’s wife. “He done packed his own vittles.”

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