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Additional Beauty Cosmetics

Posted on August 20, 2013 by Bri

Todd’s wife bought a new line of expensive cosmetics guaranteed to make her look years younger. After a lengthy sitting before the mirror applying the “miracle” products, she asked, “Darling, honestly, what age would you say I am?” Looking over … Continue reading →

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If Men Were to Rewrite “The Rules”

Posted on August 19, 2013 by Bri

Rule # 1 Anything we said six or eight months ago is inadmissible in an argument. All comments become null and void after seven days. Rule # 2 If we say something that can be interpreted in two ways, and … Continue reading →

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10 Ways Having a Toddler is Like Being in Prison

Posted on August 19, 2013 by Bri

You can’t do anything without constant supervision Every morning begins with someone screaming at you to wake up You’re always terrified something bad will happen when you’re in the shower You’re always terrified someone is going to crawl into your … Continue reading →

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Two Bagels

Posted on August 19, 2013 by Bri

It was a terrible night, blowing cold and rain in a most frightful manner. The streets were deserted and the local baker was just about to close up shop when a little man slipped through the door. He carried an … Continue reading →

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Welfare Office

Posted on August 18, 2013 by Bri

A young man walked into the local welfare office, marched straight up to the counter and said, “Hi, I hate drawing welfare. I would really rather find a job.” The man behind the counter replied, “Your timing is amazing. We’ve … Continue reading →

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Marketing Explained

Posted on August 18, 2013 by Bri

I was told to explain marketing to a group of newbies. You are at a party and you see a very pretty girl. You approach her and tell her: “I am very datable”. That is Direct Marketing. You are at … Continue reading →

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megalomania

Posted on August 18, 2013 by Bri

megalomania PRONUNCIATION: (meg-uh-lo-MAY-nee-ah; -nyuh) MEANING: (noun) 1. A mania for grandiose or extravagant things or actions. For an impotent man with otherwise normal health, 100 mg pill of viagra super store is sufficient. Rubbing this nutrient into the penile skin … Continue reading →

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Quotes August 18th

Posted on August 18, 2013 by Bri

“To read without reflecting is like eating without Some pharmacies provide free downloadable viagra generika 100mg along with their doctors and for exercising regularly. Men who have already been determined to have testicular malignancy will probably create testicular tumor in … Continue reading →

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Bluebeard

Posted on August 18, 2013 by Bri

Bluebeard PRONUNCIATION: (BLOO-beerd) http://wordsmith.org/words/bluebeard.mp3 MEANING: (noun), A man who marries and kills one wife after another. Men taking nitrates or alpha-blockers should not use levitra free this medicine, as they interact adversely with Tadalafil. Arginine must also be used cautiously … Continue reading →

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Going Fast

Posted on August 17, 2013 by Bri

A man goes out and buys the best car available in the US or Europe, a 1997 Turbo BeepBeep. It is the best and most expensive car in the world, and it runs him $500,000. He takes it out for … Continue reading →

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