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Knock Knock

Posted on August 16, 2016 by Ron

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It Might Be Cleaner

Posted on August 15, 2016 by Ron

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Basic Training

Posted on August 9, 2016 by Ron

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Lacking the Basics

Posted on August 3, 2016 by Ron

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Wise Schoolteacher

Posted on August 3, 2016 by Ron

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Names and Puns

Posted on August 3, 2016 by Ron

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Take it With You

Posted on August 1, 2016 by Ron

There once was a rich man who was near death. He was very grieved because he had worked so hard for his money and he wanted to be able to take it with him to heaven. So he began to … Continue reading →

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Golf Groaner

Posted on August 1, 2016 by Ron

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Arguing

Posted on August 1, 2016 by Ron

The other day, Nancy and I got into some petty argument. (I say it was petty. She would have said it was Armageddon.) As is our nature, neither of us would admit the possibility that we might be in error. … Continue reading →

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Express Lane

Posted on July 28, 2016 by Ron

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