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Punch Lines
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Trivia
Did you know ……… It is impossible to lick your elbow. A crocodile can’t stick it’s tongue out. A shrimp’s heart is in their head. People say “Bless you” when you sneeze because when you sneeze, your heart stops for … Continue reading
Just Plane Dumb
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Just Call Him ‘Flipper’
Max, a terrible student, reported for his final exam which consisted of yes/no answers. He took his seat in the hall, stared at the questions and took a quarter out of his pocket. He then started tossing the coin and … Continue reading
Heaven Can Wait
Einstein dies and goes to heaven. At the Pearly Gates, Saint Peter tells him, “You look like Einstein, but you have NO idea the lengths that some people will go to to sneak into Heaven. Can you prove who you … Continue reading
Ode To The Malty Brew
He was a wise man who invented beer. – Plato Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy. – Benjamin Franklin If you ever reach total enlightenment while drinking beer, I bet it makes beer … Continue reading
Getting A Divorce
Sam and Molly went for a divorce. The judge looked down at them. “How old are you?” he asked. “Ninety-six,” replied Sam, “and I’m in the pink, the pink!” “Ninety-two,” said Molly, “and I feel like sixty, judge!” “And you … Continue reading
Old Couple Arrived in Heaven
An eighty-five-year-old couple, married for almost sixty years, died in a car crash. They had been in good health the last ten years, mainly as a result of her interest in health food and exercise. When they reached the Pearly … Continue reading
Death Notice
When the husband finally died his wife put the usual death notice in the paper, but added that he died of gonorrhea. No sooner were the papers delivered when a good friend of the family phoned and complained bitterly, “You … Continue reading
What Time Is It
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