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Category Archives: Humour
Portrait
An elderly Jewish woman decided to have her portrait painted. She told the artist, “Paint me with diamond earrings, a diamond necklace, emerald bracelets, a ruby broach, and Rolex.” “But you are not wearing any of those things.” One of … Continue reading
10 Reasons To Go To Work Naked
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History
The following were answers provided by 6th graders during a history test. Watch the spelling! Some of the best humor is in the mispelling. Even funnier read aloud to someone else! Ancient Egypt was inhabited by mummies and they all … Continue reading
Directions
A few years ago the battery in my beat-up VW Beetle had died because I left the lights on overnight. I was in a hurry to get to work on time so I ran into the house to get my … Continue reading
A Bra
One day a man decide he would buy a bra for his wife. He went to the Department Store. A sales clerk asked if she could help him. He said that he would like to buy a bra for his … Continue reading
Mommy, I think…
It seems that a young couple had just gotten married and spent their wedding night with the young mans parents. In the morning the mother got up and prepared a lovely breakfast, went to the bottom of the stairs and … Continue reading
Punch Lines
My mother was the travel agent for guilt trips. What did the wife do when she found out her husband was gay? She turned around and took it like a man! ordering viagra Causes: The doctors often believe that the … Continue reading
Trivia
What’s the difference between a hazelnut and a filbert? Nothing – The hazelnut, is also called “filbert.” One theory of the origin of the name filbert is that it comes from St. Philibert, a 7th century Frankish abbot, whose feast … Continue reading
Punch Lines
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Punch Lines
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