Category Archives: Humour

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You Know You’re From Canada When…

Posted on January 20, 2015 by Ron

You only know three spices: salt, pepper, ketchup. You design your Halloween costume to fit over a snowsuit. Canadian Tire on any Saturday is busier than the toy stores at Christmas. You’ve taken your kids trick-or-treating in a blizzard. Driving … Continue reading →

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Fun Times At Work

Posted on January 20, 2015 by Ron

Differences Between You and Your Boss When you take a long time, you’re slow. When your boss takes a long time, he’s thorough. When you don’t do it, you’re lazy. When your boss doesn’t do it, he’s too busy. When … Continue reading →

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Avon Lady

Posted on January 20, 2015 by Ron

A guy was known among his friends to be very brief an to the point – he really never said too much. One day, a saleswoman promoting a Avon knocked his door and asked to see his wife, so the … Continue reading →

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All Hail The Taxi Driver?

Posted on January 20, 2015 by Ron

After a preacher dies and goes to Heaven, he notices that a New York cab driver has been awarded a higher place. “I don’t understand,” he complains to Saint Peter. “I devoted my entire life to my congregation.” “Our policy … Continue reading →

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Email Tax Hoax

Posted on January 20, 2015 by Ron

NOTICE ******************* Subject: To all Voters It figures!: No more free E-mail? We Knew this was coming!! Bill 602P will permit the Federal Govt. to charge a 5 cent charge on every delivered email. Please read the following carefully if … Continue reading →

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With Class

Posted on January 20, 2015 by Ron

People often joke about citizens in Eastern European countries flying with animals on the planes. When I was visiting a small country in that part of the continent I had the option to upgrade to first class. I looked at … Continue reading →

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Funny Captains

Posted on January 20, 2015 by Ron

In Boston our flight was delayed at the terminal for about an hour. When the plane finally taxied onto the runway the captain came on the intercom to apologize. Making light of the issue, he said, “Ladies and gentlemen, I … Continue reading →

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Take Out

Posted on January 20, 2015 by Ron

I had an offer from a large company and they offered to fly me out to the meeting on business class. During the return flight we were given gourmet brownies and cookies. Not hungry, I decided to save them for … Continue reading →

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Flight Instruction

Posted on January 20, 2015 by Ron

A blonde went to a flight school insisting she wanted to learn to fly. As all the planes were currently in use, the owner agreed to instruct her by radio on how to pilot the solo helicopter. He took her … Continue reading →

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Trivia

Posted on January 20, 2015 by Ron

Name the first country performer to play at the London Palladium. “Slim” Whitman. What is Elisha Graves Otis famous for? The modern safety elevator – while there were steam powered elevators prior to 1853, it was in that year that … Continue reading →

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