Category Archives: Humour

Jokes, Punch lines, One-Liners, Answering Machines…

Punch Lines

Posted on January 19, 2015 by Ron

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Bible Study!

Posted on January 19, 2015 by Ron

A father was reading Bible stories to his young son. He read, “The man named Lot was warned to take his wife and But since they can also decrease the motor sensors, there is always a possibility of the deeprootsmag.org … Continue reading →

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Glass Eye

Posted on January 19, 2015 by Ron

A man was eating in a fancy restaurant, and there was a gorgeous blond eating at the next table. He had been checking her out all night, but lacked the nerve to go talk to her. Suddenly she sneezed and … Continue reading →

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Viking Of The Mountain

Posted on January 19, 2015 by Ron

A Minnesotan dies and is sent to hell. He was a horrible man throughout life and the devil really wanted to punish him, so he puts him to work breaking up rocks with a sledgehammer. To make it worse he … Continue reading →

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Cowboy

Posted on January 19, 2015 by Ron

A cowboy runs into a bar and says to the bartender, “Give me twenty shots of your best scotch, and make it quick!” The bartender pours out the shots, and the cowboy drinks them as fast as he can. The … Continue reading →

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All Mime

Posted on January 19, 2015 by Ron

“When I was young,” an elderly gentleman reminisces, “I was a mime.” “Really?” his grandson says. “Sure,” he says. “I could mime the act of pulling a rope, and people would think I was pulling a rope. I could pretend … Continue reading →

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Emergency Exit

Posted on January 19, 2015 by Ron

A Brunette, a Redhead and a Blonde escape a burning building by climbing to the roof. Firemen are on the street below, holding a blanket for them to jump in. The firemen yell to the Brunette, “Jump! Jump! It’s your … Continue reading →

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Good Answer

Posted on January 19, 2015 by Ron

An eccentric philosophy professor gave a one question final exam after a semester dealing with a broad array of topics. The class was already seated and ready to go when the professor picked up his chair, plopped it on his … Continue reading →

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Overactive…

Posted on January 19, 2015 by Ron

“Now, what are you planning to do about that excess weight you’re carrying around?” the doctor asked the patient. “I just can’t seem to lose the weight,” the patient said. “Must be an overactive thyroid.” You should know that you … Continue reading →

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Diver Meets Guy Underwater

Posted on January 19, 2015 by Ron

One day, a diver was enjoying the aquatic world 20 feet below sea level. He noticed a guy at the same depth he was, with no scuba gear on whatsoever. The diver went below another 10 feet, but the guy … Continue reading →

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