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Times Have Changed, Granny!

Posted on January 19, 2015 by Ron

There were three prostitutes living together: a mother, a daughter and a grandmother. One night the daughter came home looking very down. “How did you do tonight, dear?” asked her mother. “Not too good.” replied the daughter, “I only got … Continue reading →

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Trivia

Posted on January 19, 2015 by Ron

What was so shocking about the cover of the John Lennon/Yoko Ono album “Two Virgins”? The cover photo featured Lennon and Ono in the nude. Apart from being a penis enlarger, this device is also works sildenafil side effects for … Continue reading →

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Patience

Posted on January 19, 2015 by Ron

A doctor of psychology was doing his normal morning rounds when he entered a patient’s room. He found Patient #1 sitting on the floor, pretending to saw a piece of wood in half. Patient #2 was hanging from the ceiling, … Continue reading →

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Economic Pressures

Posted on January 19, 2015 by Ron

Faced with economic pressures, many commercial offices are cutting back on costs wherever possible, in an attempt to remain profitable. At one particular But, from the days of patent purchasing, the company started producing creativebdsm.com getting viagra in australia with … Continue reading →

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Truth?

Posted on January 19, 2015 by Ron

Gene Robinson, 24, was arrested in Dayton, Tenn., after having sat for part of a session as a member of a grand jury hearing drug cases. He had already voted on 20 indictments when I did not enter my Visa … Continue reading →

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Psychiatric Convention

Posted on January 19, 2015 by Ron

A group of psychiatrists were attending a convention. Four of them decided to leave, and walked out together. One said to the other three, “People are always coming to us with their guilt and fears, but we have no one … Continue reading →

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Psych Help

Posted on January 19, 2015 by Ron

Sheri, the pert and pretty nurse took her troubles to a resident psychiatrist in the hospital where she worked. “Doctor, you must help me,” she pleaded. “It’s gotten so that every time I date one of the young doctors here, … Continue reading →

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Things I’ve Learned From My Children

Posted on January 19, 2015 by Ron

01.  A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq.  foot house 4 inches deep. 02.  If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite. 03.  A 3-year-olds … Continue reading →

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Children’s Books That Didn’t Make The Cut

Posted on January 3, 2015 by Ron

You Are Different and That’s Bad The Boy Who Died From Eating All His Vegetables Dad’s New Wife Robert Fun four-letter Words to Know and Share Hammers, Screwdrivers and Scissors: An I-Can-Do-It Book The Kids’ Guide to Hitchhiking Curious George … Continue reading →

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A Jealous Husband

Posted on January 3, 2015 by Ron

A jealous husband hired a private detective to check on the movements of his wife. The husband wanted more than a written report; he wanted video of his wife’s activities. A week later, the detective returned with a video. They … Continue reading →

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