Tag Archives: Adult

There were three prostitutes living together: a mother, a daughter and a grandmother. One night the daughter came home looking very down. “How did you do tonight, dear?” asked her mother. “Not too good.” replied the daughter, “I only got … Continue reading →

Snow White and Pinocchio got lost in the same forest on opposite ends. Both of them started getting very lonely. When the got to each other, they became very happy because finally they had found someone to keep them company … Continue reading →

A young guy was complaining to his boss about the problems he was having with his stubborn girlfriend. “She gets me so angry sometimes I could hit her, the young man exclaimed. “Well, I’ll tell you what I used to … Continue reading →

A guy goes over to his buddy’s house, rings the bell, but his buddy’s wife answers. “Hi is Tony home?” “No he went to the store.” “Well, you mind if I wait?” “No come in.” They sit down and the … Continue reading →

Bill was standing in the lingerie store staring at a collection of Wonder Bras. The clerk noticed he had been there for some time and that he appeared to be having trouble picking one out. She walked over and asked … Continue reading →

Two little old ladies were strolling down the hall of their rest home when suddenly Henry pops out of his room wearing nothing but a raincoat. Of course Henry whips open the coat then jumps back in his room. “What … Continue reading →

Three friends decided to visit a prostitute — a white guy, a black guy, and a Jew. It was a slow night, so she gave the guys a deal. “You can pay by the inch.” When the white man came … Continue reading →

Dear Dr Ruth, I’m writing to tell you my problem, It seems I have been married to a sex maniac for the past 22 years. He wants sex regardless of what I am doing; Ironing, Washing dishes, The Reason for … Continue reading →

Mr. Jones had recently gotten himself a new secretary, and he called her into his office to transcribe a letter for him. When she walked into the room she noticed his fly was open, but rather than mention it to … Continue reading →