Tag Archives: Animals

One afternoon, a woman was in her back yard hanging laundry when a tired-looking dog wandered into the yard. The woman could tell from the dog’s collar and well-fed belly that he had a home. But when she walked into … Continue reading →

An old snake goes to see his Doctor. “Doc, I need something for my eyes, I can’t see very well these days.” The Doc fixes him up with a pair of glasses and tells him to return in 2 weeks. … Continue reading →

In a small country pub, all the patrons became quite used to the pub owner’s little dog being around the bar, so were quite upset when one day the little dog died. Everyone met to decide how they could remember … Continue reading →

One day an out of work mime is visiting the zoo and attempts to earn some money as a street performer. Unfortunately, as soon as he starts to draw a crowd, a zoo keeper grabs him and drags him into … Continue reading →

A lady was walking down the street to work and she saw a parrot on a perch in front of a pet store. The parrot said to her, “Hey lady, you are really ugly.” Well, the lady is furious! She … Continue reading →

So, a bunch of cows and bulls are standing in a field. A huge gust of wind comes along and all the cows fall over, but the bulls just stand there, bracing themselves against the gale. All the cows stand … Continue reading →

An elephant and a crocodile were swimming in the jungle, when the elephant spots a turtle sunning himself on a rock. The elephant walks over to the turtle, picks him up in his trunk and hurls him far into the … Continue reading →

A little turtle begins to climb a tree slowly. After long hours of effort, he reaches the top, jumps into the air waving his front legs, until he crashes heavily into the ground with a hard knock on his shell. … Continue reading →

At a tobacco firm’s research station somewhere in a secluded spot out in the countryside and away from prying eyes, two rabbits were sitting in the cages discussing their future. “I don’t know about you” said Alpha, “but I can’t … Continue reading →