Tag Archives: Animals

Penguins

Posted on June 24, 2010 by Ron

Why do penguins live in the Arctic? Because they can’t fly Instead of coping up with weakened motor ability, viagra brand online obtaining chiropractic care can aid get rid of added trauma from movement. Although serious levitra viagra side effects … Continue reading →

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Dog Faced

Posted on March 1, 2010 by Ron

Let’s face it. Dogs are the only thing that’s keeping city dwellers physically fit. Every morning millions of Americans go to work doing the hop, skip It should be taken with full large glass of water to ensure the sufficient … Continue reading →

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Animal Quiz

Posted on April 14, 2009 by Ron

The following small quiz consists of 4 questions, it tells whether you are qualified to be a professional. According to statistics of Andersen Worldwide, around 90% of the professionals failed the exam. Questions: 1. How do you put a giraffe … Continue reading →

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Cats And Teenagers

Posted on February 21, 2009 by Ron

For all of you with teenagers or who have had teenagers, you may want to know why they really have a lot in common with cats: 1. Neither teenagers nor cats turn their heads when you call them by name. … Continue reading →

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Talking Cat

Posted on February 9, 2009 by Ron

A lonely, elderly widower loved his cat so dearly that he tried to teach it to talk. “If I can get Tabby to talk with me,” he reasoned, “I won’t have to bother with ornery human beings at all!” First, … Continue reading →

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About My Horse

Posted on February 9, 2009 by Ron

“I’m in love with my horse,” the nervous man told his psychiatrist. “Nothing to worry about,” the psychiatrist consoled. “Many people are fond of animals. As a matter of fact, my wife and I have a dog that we are … Continue reading →

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Three-legged Chicken

Posted on November 29, 2008 by Ron

Bernard was driving along a country road when and realized he had to make a phone call. He was miles from a pay phone so he decided to stop in at the next farmhouse he found. As he was approaching … Continue reading →

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Animal Quiz Answers

Posted on April 14, 2008 by Ron

1. The correct answer is open the refrigerator, put in the giraffe and close the door. This question tests whether you are doing simple things in a complicated way. 2. Wrong Answer: Open the refrigerator, put in the elephant and … Continue reading →

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