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On the twelve days of “Cat-mas” my humans gave to me … Twelve human hugs and kisses… (Oh, quit it, you’re embarrassing me!) Eleven minutes of scratching… (Oh yeah, and it makes a nice cloud of flying fur!) Ten balls … Continue reading →

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1) The reason a dog has so many friends is that he wags his tail instead of his tongue. – Anonymous 2) Don’t accept your dog’s admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful. – Ann Landers 3) If there … Continue reading →

ROTTWEILER: Just one. You want to make something of it? DOBERMAN: Immediately decides to change the brand of light bulb and find a more efficient form of lighting — perhaps a fluorescent bulb. AUSTRALIAN SHEPHERD: One, but just “try” to … Continue reading →

Two robins were sitting in a tree. “I’m really hungry”, said the first one.” Me, too”, said the second. “Let’s fly down and find some lunch.” They flew to the ground and found a nice plot of plowed ground full … Continue reading →

A guy is caught by a ranger eating a bald eagle and is consequently put in jail for the crime. On the day of his trial, the conversation went something like this: Judge: “Do you know that eating a bald … Continue reading →

Each evening bird lover Tom stood in his backyard, hooting like an owl – and one night, an owl finally called back to him. For a year, the man and his feathered friend hooted back and forth. He even kept … Continue reading →

A man entered a pet shop, wanting to buy a parrot. The shop owner pointed out three identical parrots on a perch and said, “The parrot to the left costs 500 dollars.” “Why does that parrot cost so much?” the … Continue reading →

Schrodinger picks up Heisenberg early in the evening and they drive on. A gray cat dashes out of the twilit gloom into the road. Schrodinger swerves but still manages to run over the cat. It enjoys a higher status than … Continue reading →