Tag Archives: Animals

Anteater

Posted on September 1, 2013 by Ron

An Anteater walks into a bar. The bartender asks him is he wants a beer, and the anteater responds, “Nooooooooooooooooooooo..” The bartender says, “Okay, would you like a water?” Buy Taparia hand tools online as they have fallen short for … Continue reading →

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The Cat To English Dictionary

Posted on August 31, 2013 by Ron

Cat Phrase – Meaning Miaow – Feed me. meeow – Pet me. mrooww – I love you. miioo-oo-oo – I am in love and must meet my betrothed outside beneath the hedge. Don’t wait up. mrow – I feel like … Continue reading →

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Mind Games for Dogs

Posted on August 27, 2013 by Ron

1. After your humans give you a bath, DON’T LET THEM TOWEL DRY YOU! Instead, run to their bed, jump up and dry yourself off on the sheets. This is especially good if it’s right before your human’s bedtime. 2. … Continue reading →

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Caring for your human

Posted on August 27, 2013 by Ron

Cats are beautiful, sophisticated, intelligent creatures. And with a little love and caring, they can keep a human being alive for upwards of seventy to eighty years. If you follow these simple instructions, you can have your human housetrained in … Continue reading →

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Diary of a Sad Dog

Posted on August 21, 2013 by Ron

Dear Diary: It has occurred to me today that my dearest human has never sniffed my backside. I must bond with him in different ways. Like my father always used to say, if you want someone to look you in … Continue reading →

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The Black Snake

Posted on August 21, 2013 by Ron

It was the first camping experience for Jed. As soon as he had pitched his tent, he went for a hike in the woods. In about fifteen minutes he rushed back into camp, bleeding and dishevelled. “What happened?” asked a … Continue reading →

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Diary of a Sad Cat

Posted on August 20, 2013 by Ron

Dear Diary: The authorities have removed the black pants from the couch, there is no longer any place for me to sleep. I have vomited three times in protest but there is no sign that anything will change. My only … Continue reading →

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Go Forth and Multiply

Posted on August 11, 2013 by Ron

After it was all over and Noah lowered the ramp of the ark for all the animals to leave, he told the animals “To go forth and multiply.” All the animals left except two snakes who lay quietly in the … Continue reading →

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Glowworm?

Posted on August 4, 2013 by Ron

How do you make a glowworm happy? Cut Kamagra prescription for ordering viagra tablets- These are available in three different forms of consumption like tablet, jelly, soft tab the medication is still making men thankful to it. Although, these side … Continue reading →

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Snail Time

Posted on August 1, 2013 by Ron

A guy is sitting at home when he hears a knock at the door. He opens the door and sees a snail on the porch. He picks up the snail and throws it as far as he can. Generally its … Continue reading →

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