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Annoying Parrot

There was a magician on a ship. He went through his tricks all day. Then the captain’s parrot always told the audience what really made the tricks happen. “He’s using a different hat” “There’s a hole in the table” the … Continue reading

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Gorilla Sundae

A gorilla walked into a drugstore and ordered a $1.50 chocolate sundae. He put a ten-dollar bill on the counter to pay for it. The clerk thought, what could a gorilla know about money? So he gave the gorilla a … Continue reading

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Duck to Chicken

A duck was standing on the curb looking across the street when a chicken And there are some foods which can stimulate the development of new blood vessels. viagra india price You must choose an all-rounder security program that is … Continue reading

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Cat Commandments

Thou shall not jump onto the keyboard when thy human is on the computer. Thou shall not pull the phone cord out of the back of the modem. Thou shall not unroll all of the toilet paper off the roll. … Continue reading

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Excessive Skepticism

A guy and his dog go into a barroom. The bartender says, “Hey, get that dog out of here… we don’t allow dogs in here.” Wait a minute, the guy says, “This is no ordinary dog ! This is ‘Plato’ … Continue reading

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Bird Calls

For forty years we have studied bird calls . There are so many different species , and to make it more difficult they have territorial accents just like people do. The really amazing thing is, we have translated all of … Continue reading

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More Chickens

There is this farmer who is having problems with his chickens. All of the sudden, they are all getting very sick and he doesn’t know what is wrong with them. After trying all conventional means, he calls a biologist, a … Continue reading

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Tree Monkey

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Why Did the Chicken Cross the Road?

Issac Newton: Chickens at rest tend to stay at rest, chickens in motion tend to cross roads. Darwin: Chickens, over great periods of time, have been naturally selected in such a way that they are now genetically dispositioned to cross … Continue reading

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Women and Cats

I’ve never understood why women love cats. Cats are independent, they don’t listen, they don’t come in when you call, they like to stay out all night, and when they’re home they like to be left alone and sleep. Some … Continue reading

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