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Bird Humor

What do you get if you cross a woodpecker with a carrier pigeon? A bird who knocks before delivering its message! What do you call a very rude bird? A mockingbird! Where do birds meet for coffee? In a nest-cafe! … Continue reading

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Driving Cat

A man hates his wife’s cat and decides to get rid of it by driving it 20 blocks from home and by dumping it. As he gets back home he sees the cat walking up the driveway so he drives … Continue reading

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The Stuttering Cat

A teacher in explaining elementary biology to her 3rd grade students said, “Human beings are the only animals that stutter.” A little girl raises her hand. saying, “I had a kitty-cat who stuttered.” The teacher, knowing how precious some of … Continue reading

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Frog Humor

Why did the tadpole feel lonely? Because he was newt to the area! Where do frogs keep their treasure? In a croak of gold at the end of the rainbow! Points of deterioration Recommended web-site cheap levitra no prescription and … Continue reading

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Cat Rules of Hampering

If one of your humans is engaged in some close activity and the other is idle, stay with the busy one. This is called “helping”, otherwise known as “hampering.” Following are the rules for “hampering”: 1. When supervising cooking, sit … Continue reading

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The Chicken and The Egg

Question: Why did the chicken lay an egg? Answer: Because it would break if she dropped it! Question: Where did the chicken go on her vacation? Answer: Sandy Eggo Question: Why did the egg cross the street? Answer: To get … Continue reading

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Fried Chicken

A minister had just finished an excellent fried chicken dinner at the home of a congregation member when he saw a rooster come strutting through the yard. “That’s certainly a proud-looking rooster,” the minister commented. If not, then, when you … Continue reading

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Military Housecat

My housecat went down to the local military recruiting depot to sign up for the service. He came back It suggests the necessity of less stimulation go to shop purchase cheap cialis to bring about ejaculation. However, this is not … Continue reading

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Say a Little Prayer

Squirrels had overrun three churches in town. After much prayer, the elders of the first church determined that the animals were predestined to be there. “Who are we to interfere with God’s will?” they reasoned. Soon, the squirrels multiplied. The … Continue reading

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Dog at the Movies

Following a woman with a dog out of the movie theater, a man stopped her and said, “I’m sorry to bother you, but I was amazed that your dog seemed to get into the movie so much. He cried at … Continue reading

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