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If cats wore t-shirts, here is what they might say. “Purrfection cannot be improved” “If you don’t like my attitude, you should see my cat” “Menopaws, This is the hottest I’ve been in years.” “Take my advice. I’m not using … Continue reading →

Then there is researcher Peter Fong, who has given new meaning to the expression “happy as a clam.” The Gettysburg College biologist stumbled onto the fact that molluscs reproduce at 10 times their normal rate if Prozac is dumped in … Continue reading →

Muldoon lived alone in the Irish countryside with only a pet dog for company. One day the dog died, and Muldoon went to the parish priest and asked, “Father, me dog is dead. Could ya’ be saying’ a mass for … Continue reading →

After picking up food for his daughter’s cat, George spied a new bowl for the pet and grabbed it too. “Shall I have the cat’s name written on the side of the bowl?” offered the store owner. So, be adventurous … Continue reading →

A woman went out to her yard one morning and found her dog just laying there, not moving at all. She thought it might be dead, but since it was a basset hound and never moved much anyway, she wanted … Continue reading →

A farmer was milking his cow. He was just starting to get a good rhythm going when a bug flew into the barn and started circling his head. Suddenly, the bug flew into the cow’s ear. viagra online france new.castillodeprincesas.com … Continue reading →

A gorilla was walking through the jungle when he came across a deer eating grass in a clearing. The gorilla roared, ‘Who is the king of the jungle?’and the deer replied, ‘Oh, you are, Master.’ The gorilla walked off pleased. … Continue reading →

Two neighbors had been fighting each other for nigh on four decades. Bob buys a Great Dane and teaches it to use the bathroom in Bill’s yard. For one whole year Bill ignores the dog. So Bob then buys a … Continue reading →