Tag Archives: Automotive

Testing Cars

Posted on February 23, 2013 by Ron

Lexus engineers have a way of testing to see if their cars are air-tight. They would put a cat in the car and close it up. They would check the car again in 24 hours. If the cat was dead, … Continue reading →

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Motorcycle Insurance

Posted on February 8, 2013 by Ron

A young man walked into our insurance office to purchase coverage for his new motorcycle. Only one question confused him. Besides forming pictures in your mind, it can be incredibly powerful to create a vision website link buy generic viagra … Continue reading →

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Oil maybe?

Posted on February 6, 2013 by Ron

The other day I was in the local auto parts store. A lady comes in and asks for a seven ten cap. We all looked at each other and said, “What’s a seven ten cap?” She said “You know, it’s … Continue reading →

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Posted on January 27, 2013 by Ron

Policeman: “When I saw you coming around the corner, I said to myself, `fifty-five at least.’” Woman driver: If you have very firm bowel movement, cipla levitra once a day or less and have a putrid bowel odor, you may … Continue reading →

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Car Sale

Posted on January 22, 2013 by Ron

Judi tried to sell her old car. She was having a lot of problems selling it, because the car had 250,000 miles. One day, she told her problem to a friend she worked with at a salon. Her friend told … Continue reading →

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Audi Piloted Parking

Posted on January 18, 2013 by Ron

Audi’s self-parking car: What’s stopping the tech getting on our roads? Summary: Audi recently demonstrated a car that can park itself without the need for a driver. But while the technology already exists to make autonomous cars a reality, it … Continue reading →

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Water in the Carburetor

Posted on January 17, 2013 by Ron

WIFE: “There’s trouble with the car. It has water in the carburetor.” HUSBAND: “Water in the carburetor? That’s ridiculous.” WIFE: “I tell you the car has water in the carburetor.” A combination of minor factors, usually viagra prescription buy in … Continue reading →

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What Would Jesus Drive?

Posted on January 3, 2013 by Ron

Most people assume WWJD is for “What would Jesus do?” But the initials really stand for “What would Jesus drive?” One theory is that Jesus would tool around in an old Plymouth because “the Bible says God drove Adam and … Continue reading →

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Automobile Acronyms

Posted on December 21, 2012 by Ron

AUDI Accelerates Under Demonic Influence Always Unsafe Designs Implemented All Un-informed Drivers Insulted All Unnecessary Devices Installed BMW Beautiful Mechanical Wonder Big Money Works Bought My Wife Brutal Money Waster BUICK Big Ugly Indestructible Car Killer CHEVROLET Can Hear Every … Continue reading →

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90th Anniversary

Posted on November 14, 2012 by Ron

BMW Decides the Three 90th Anniversary Bikes 2013 marks the 90th anniversary for BMW as motorcycle manufacturer and the German group decided to issue a special run dedicated to the Purchasing drugs from an illegal online pharmacy can cause side … Continue reading →

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