Tag Archives: Bartenders

Cowboy

Posted on January 19, 2015 by Ron

A cowboy runs into a bar and says to the bartender, “Give me twenty shots of your best scotch, and make it quick!” The bartender pours out the shots, and the cowboy drinks them as fast as he can. The … Continue reading →

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You looked a lot like my wife

Posted on January 31, 2014 by Ron

A serious drunk walked into a bar and, after staring for some time at the only woman seated at the bar, walked over to her and kissed her. She jumped up and slapped him silly. He immediately apologized and explained, … Continue reading →

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Newly Issued Alcohol Warnings

Posted on January 17, 2014 by Ron

The American Board of Health has proposed that warning signs be placed on all alcohol bottles to tip off drinkers about the possible peril of drinking a pint or two of any alcoholic beverage. 1. WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may … Continue reading →

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Pigs in a Bar

Posted on July 25, 2013 by Ron

The first litttle pig went into a bar. He ordered a hundred drinks, and after he drank every single one, he needed to relieve himself. He asked the bartender where the loo was, did his business and left. The second … Continue reading →

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Bar and Logicians

Posted on July 7, 2013 by Ron

Three logicians walk into a bar. The bartender asks, “Do all of you want a drink?” The first logician says, “I don’t know.” Blood vessels in the eyes are also known to the other people by the name of impotence … Continue reading →

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Roman Bar

Posted on July 7, 2013 by Ron

A Roman walks into a bar and asks for a martinus. “Don’t you mean a martini?” asks the bartender. Here’s what it comes down to: Someone who’s been speaking the language their entire viagra sale life will always wield it … Continue reading →

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Golden Saloon

Posted on April 14, 2013 by Ron

A guy comes home completely drunk one night. He lurches through the door and is met by his scowling wife, who is most definitely not happy. “Where in tarnation have you been all night?” she demands. “At this fantastic new … Continue reading →

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Regular Consumption of Guinness

Posted on February 13, 2013 by Ron

Well now, you see it’s like this… A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo. And when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the rear that are killed. This … Continue reading →

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$1,000 Bet

Posted on January 10, 2013 by Ron

A man walks into a bar, and as he makes his way to the counter, he stops and talks to everyone in the bar. As he finishes with each group of people, they all get up and leave and go … Continue reading →

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Free Drinks

Posted on December 13, 2012 by Ron

The bartender asks the guy sitting at the bar, “What’ll you have?” The guy answers, “A scotch, please.” The bartender hands him the drink, and says “That’ll be five dollars,” to which the guy replies, “What are you talking about? … Continue reading →

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